original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Fuck, my tea.
― me approximately an hour after every time I make tea 

14bc:

But I don’t even care about it anyway
I wouldn’t listen to a word any of them say
They just talk about themselves all day
One day I’ll be a star and they’ll be sorry